31 Online Dating Memes With Poorly Used Pick-Up Lines

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Briana Viser • Writer and Editor
Jan 11, 2024 12:00 PM EST

Unlike our parents, romance and dating exists just as much on the screen as it does in real life. The first few pick up lines to grab the attention of the female are crucial. Albeit it poses a different face than meeting people in person, it has the ubiquitous hilarity that ensues when two people are uncomfortably trying to get to know each other. 

Not to knock down men for their stately efforts in romance, they can be just as clueless online as they are in person. Come on, guys. You had time to contrive a good response! The astute woman will recognize it, and the man, in all his arrogantly dripping ego, will not. Confident and smug, these silly men need a lesson in communication. Modern chivalry needs a makeover in charm and awareness. Get ready to mock, jeer, and sneer at the ridiculous attempts of men to forge their way into women's hearts.

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  • 01
    one < Mariett So you're a single mother of one? 28 Apr 3:04PM Yes I am 28 Apr 3:23PM Want to become a single mother of two? 28 Apr 3:38PM No 28 Apr 3:38PM
    via TheBigLetdown
  • 02
    WELCOME TO ONLINE DATING WHERE EVERYONE HAS A KID AND ENGLISH DOESN'T MATTER mily maallvest
    via Squaba13
  • 03
    © Hey girl, are you my taxes? Because in probably going to try to do you in like... seven weeks. Alex 20 hr. ago l Hahahaha, I thoroughly enjoyed those. The flight of stairs ome had me laughing for a good 5 minutes Hey girl, are you a rental tuxedo? Because I still think Hahahahahaha there must've been a lot of thought that went into those GIF Send a message... 11:42 AM you're classy, no matter how many dudes have been inside you. 20 hr. ago
    via Beckdel
  • 04
    Juddy Ferguson @juddyferguson Swiping through Tinder is like opening ur fridge. U already know what's in there but ur hoping to find something that's not full of bacteria 7/2/17, 6:03 PM
    via @juddyferguson
  • 05
    EHI ME ONLINE DATING
    via u/swissdudeli
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    GIF Hey girl, you want to come see my dungeon? ©11:43 AM Because I need help with the final boss Alex 17 hr. ago I like that one So innocent Hey girl, are you a Volvo VNM 200 with a D13 turbo compound diesel engine? Send a message... Because I want to fill you up at a truck stop Speaking of which, if you think you can whoop me at a game of my choosing, 17 hr. ago
    via Beckdel
  • 07
    Online Dating What women think will happen What society thinks will happen What man think will happen What friends think will happen What actually happens.
    via Squaba13
  • 08
    my choice is Euro Truck Simulator 2 Alex 17 hr. ago © Hahahhaha man you're like the connoisseur of pick up lines Alright man but if my cargo flies away and my truck starts rolling thats totally a win for me Hey girl, did you fall from heaven? Because I would murder my own brother to spend eternity with you in the ninth circle of ... That one's for the Catholic ladies GIF Send a message... 11:43 AM girl you're so fine you 17 hr. ago
    via Beckdel
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    ..ooo Verizon 10:16 PM @1 55% YOU MATCHED WITH ON 3/11/16 11 11 11 11 111 have all these forks and knives but all I need is a little spoon Apr 7, 2016, 5:19 PM DANG BOY are you the sun cause you need to stay about 92600000 miles away from me Apr 10, 2016, 4:58 PM Are you a vegetable? Because if you were I'd pull the plug Apr 10, 2016, 7:57 PM Did you fall from heaven cause your face is pretty up Do you have a pen? Better get back before the farmer notices I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but w
    via docintraining
  • 10
    SHE FOLLOWED ME BACK ON INSTAGRAM AND ACCEPTED MY FRIEND REQUEST ON FACEBOOK... SO I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THINGS ARE GETTING PRETTY SERIOUS. ng com
    via ng com
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    ...oo AT&T ← 9:01 PM Crystal Jul 27, 2014, 8:41 PM Hey did you know that you could make a decent living selling hot dogs 39% Because you sure know how to make a wiener stand Jul 27, 2014, 9:00 PM I'm really curious about how many times that has worked for you? Did it work on you? I smiled a little. I'll chalk that up as a win So I'm 1/1 now
    via docintraining
  • 12
    Never using online dating again... Last guy said he lived in a gated community... Prison. 327200 He meant prison.
    via Squaba13
  • 13
    ← Samantha: Haha, I don't know. What? Kimberley Heyy how are youu? Ay pretty lady Oh no, how come? Pretty good, just had an exhausting day Message I spent all day hiding every chair I could find Hahahaa what? Why? So you wouldn't have anywhere to sit except for my face Send
    via docintraining
  • 14
    BUT I SWIPED RIGHT ON EVERY GIRL AND STILL NO MATCHES FACEBOOK.COM/THEPOPULARMAN
    via FACEBOOK.COM/THEPOPULARMAN
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    ●●●00 Verizon 11:18 PM Jake Sep 1, 2014, 10:28 AM 1 28% Hey there :) Sep 1, 2014, 11:42 AM Hey. I want to smear you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
    via docintraining
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    o Telstra ← 9:59 Jessie 1 Dec 2014 13:02 1 Dec 2014 14:30 Jessie, if I were you I'd keep an eye out for elves with ropes and a blindfold 1 Dec 2014 14:52 10 12% 12% ¹4 What does that even mean? 1 Dec 2014 15:10 tinder seduction Haha charming ;) It means I asked Santa for you this Christmas ;)
    via tinder seduction
  • 17
    Believe me when I say that I don't want kids anytime soon but we would have some cute babies aha GIF Type a message I'm Send Yes QWERTYUIOP nandAMAD
    via onlinedatingmemes
  • 18
    OH-LOOK! Funnymemes.com IT'S A FINISHED PAINTING OF THE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO DATE YOU.
    via Funnymemes.com
  • 19
    ...oo AT&T 12:00 AM Kirsten marry muu. Kill Charlie and Frank. Message 1 78% I can see how that would be a good choice I think you're my favorite. Oh. Did I tell you I'm writing a book? Lol I am now? That's such a nice thing to say :) and you are?!? What kind and what's it about? Yeah! A phone book and it's missing your number. Dang girl That was smooth as Send
    via docintraining
  • 20
    AL FACEBOOK.COM/THEPOPULARMAN I matched on Bumble and am going to initiate contact Women initiate on Bumble
    via FACEBOOK.COM/THEPOPULARMAN
  • 21
    ..ooo AT&T < 8:17 PM Faith YOU MATCHED WITH FAITH ON 9/14/16 I can't believe you confessed to rolling a joint and smoking the Devils lettuce Sep 15, 2016, 5:01 PM I know I'm awful Sep 16, 2016, 6:39 PM 1 60% For real such a rebel. Not sure how i'll ever be able to deal with that Sep 17, 2016, 8:01 PM Probably with love and pizza Sep 17, 2016, 8:17 PM I was thinking we build a hot wheels track together and spend a weekend watching those cars go around it GIF Type a Message... Sent Send
    via docintraining
  • 22
    DATING TODAY IS LIKE BEING A SECRETARY FOR THIS REALLY SHODDY ORGANIZATION, SCHEDULING THE DUMBEST WITH THE FLAKIEST PEOPLE EVER. made on m
    via made on m
  • 23
    Hi there! I just want to say, I love your smile! I feel like I'd want to spend a lot of time making you laugh :) Wed 7:48 PM Yeah? Tell me a joke. Wed 7:49 PM A woman walks into the bar and asks for a double entendre - so the bartender gave it to her. Wed 7:57 PM I don't get it Wed 8:00 PM
    via TheBigLetdown
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    K 23:00 Message Vanessa 1 17% 24 Aug 2014 22:56 Ready for my best opening line? Here it comes... Haha you made me laugh I'll give you that Best opening line I've seen If that made you laugh wait until you see my Send
    via TheBigLetdown
  • 25
    I TOLD A GIRL TO TEXT ME WHEN SHE GOT HOME. SHE MUST BE HOMELESS.
    via Squaba13
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    ● Verizon LTE 12:35 PM Message Alyssa Jun 20, 2014, 12:14 PM Hahahah what! Jun 20, 2014, 9:16 AM Best thing about 18 year olds is that I keep getting older and they stay the same age 1 55% Jun 20, 2014, 12:35 PM 00 The worst thing about 18 year olds is that I always have to repeat myself. Send
    via TheBigLetdown
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    ● Verizon Bye 1:31 AM Message Catherine What did he say? Jun 29, 2014, 5:08 PM Hey! Do you know what my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket? Jun 30, 2014, 1:18 AM @ 1 65% "I wonder how far I can kick this bucket" K see ya Send
    via TheBigLetdown
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    ooo AT&T Yeah Plenty 2 No No 1:02 AM Message Johanna Aug 3, 2014, 12:45 AM Oh my bad. Ask me again @1 28% Do you have any raisins? You ruined my pickup line Do you have any raisins? Well how about a date? You ruined my pickup line Send
    via TheBigLetdown
  • 29
    "After a quick mind-meld I will know how to please you better than you do. To refuse my advances would be...illogical."
    via jackofallnerdsshow
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    ooo Bell 6:17 PM 82% Ashley Oct 17, 2014, 6:10 PM Fun fact, did you know they call me hogwarts Because I'm 9 and three quarters Hahah oh really? Depends if youre willing enough to find out And how would I find that out? Pick you up in my flying car, we go deep into the dark forest and you let me slytherin
    via Jiryn
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    YOU MATCHED WITH DANIEL ON 1/17/19 you're so cute, I wouldn't mind your makeup taking up my entire bathroom counter space.
    via onlinedatingmemes

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